I have heard enough about the need for voters to present valid forms of personal identification before casting their ballots so maybe I will run for office as a Republican and push for a law that would require all the following forms of identification before anyone is ever allowed to cast a ballot in American elections: (Note: The applicant for the ballot needs to present each and everyone of the following. If one single item is missing then the ballot will not be allowed.):
1. Valid birth certificate.
2. Certificate of authenticity of the birth certificate witnessed by at least three separate individuals — (A) Notary Public, (B) Practicing Attorney, (C) Local Police Chief or other elected official.
3. Certificate verifying the authenticity of the Certificate in item 2 above — signed by at least three seperate individuals — (A) A District Court Judge, (B) Auditor of a state or county and (C) verified physician who has attended the applicant,.
4. Valid Driver License
5. Certificate of authenticity that the driver license is real.
6. Lie detector test administered by legally appointed or elected authority.
7. Back up lie detector test with which to compare the results of the first.
8. DNA test.
9. Authenticated passport
10. Utility Bill in the name of the applicant
11. Statement from Landlord or real estate agent.
12. High school diploma or college degree.
13. Fingerprint test
14. Valid credit card
15. Current bank statement
16. sworn statement of identity by three neighbors
17. sworn statement of identity by three relatives
18. Military or school ID card
Now it shouldn’t be difficult for an authentic citizen to produce all these documents and it shouldn’t be a hassle to ask the prospective voter for all these items because there are plenty of things other than voting the person would need these items for.
An authentic real citizen should be more than happy to comply with a request to protect the sanctity of the vote by producing these 18 documents before being allowed to vote.
Yes …. when I become a Right Winger and get elected to a high office I promise I will work very hard to get these 18 items above required before anybody …… no matter who they might be or who they might pretend to be ….casts any vote in any American election!