All the problems of Mankind can be solved by a single action and I have discovered what that action is.
I am not particularly proud of having to make this admission in a public forum, but I have decided to go the “Bold” route and to swallow my pride a little and reveal this magic bullet for all the world’s ills.
I know that not everyone will agree with me on this, but for what it is worth, here it is:
1. Wars and Rumors of Wars — The solution for this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
2. World Hunger and Poverty — The solution for this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
3. Anxiety and Depression — The solution for these problems is tax cuts for the rich.
4. The American Budget Crisis — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
5. The unemployment problem — The solution for this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
6. Inflation — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
7. High Cost Of Entitlement Programs — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
8. Earthquakes and Floods — The solution to these problems is tax cuts for the rich.
9. The American Recession — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
10. Sequestration — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
11. Climate Change — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
12. The Occupy Wall Street Movement — The solution for this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
13. Hemorrhoids — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
14. Indigestion — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
15. Flatulence — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
16. Sleeplessness — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
17. Over-Population — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
18. All other problems — The solution is tax cuts for the rich.
19. The dark side of life — The solution is tax cuts for the rich.
20. Drug Abuse — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
21. Immigration — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
22. Famine – The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
23. Smoking — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
24. Impotence and E.D. — The solution to these problems is tax cuts for the rich.
25. Diarrhea — The solution to this problem is tax cuts for the rich.
Well, how did I do on that one? I’ve got it solved, haven’t I? I should have seen this solution all along. I have been hearing enough about it from the far Right Wing, The Conservatives and the Republicans for a long time.
Must be something to it, right?
Just a little good old-fashioned, tongue-in-cheek humor here folks!
