The best way to piss off a conservative? ……. Tell them the truth about something! ……. I have now installed the chrome browser and have been using it and I like it so far ……. I have tested a data server in London, England and it seems to be working out too ……Soon “American Liberal Times” will be flashing around the world from any of five different locations ……. The weather has been nice ……. but the only place I managed to go today was to the local Kroger super store where I picked up some ground beef and some salad from their salad bar.
My daughter-in-law’s goldfish died ……. my condolences to the daughter-in-law. …….We have decided our pet Gouldian Finches haven’t been getting enough fruits and veggies so we added some to their bowls today and they promptly ignored them ……. They much prefer to eat their variety of seeds and their millet ……. Very picky eaters …….. They will let you know what they like and what they don’t like ……. Very independent creatures ……. Something like the independence of a cat! …… The one way to piss the finches off and make them “pout” at you is to tell them, “How would you like for me to get you a pet cat for your Christmas present?” …… Is talking like that to my birds to be considered as “animal abuse?” ……. I don’t do it very often and when I tell them, “I’m only kidding, fellas” they go on about their cute little ways as if nothing had ever been said.
The microwaved ground beef patty turned out very well ……. It was tender and juicy and tasted really good with a hint of horseradish spread over it…….. I like cooking with the microwave but one source I was reading warned me not to use it too much because they said it “radically alters” the molecular structure of the food that is cooked in it and that the resulting product is “not natural” in some respects and may not be too good for a person to consume on a regular basis. ……. I have been eating microwaved food ever since microwaves were introduced to the market and nothing bad has happened to me yet so I think that was a bunch of horse shit and I go ahead and eat whatever I want ……. I am 76 years old and I eat whatever the Hell I feel like eating ……. If I have made it this far in life what difference does it really make anymore what I eat or drink? ……. Of course my advice is, “Do not do something just because I mention it. ……. If you are going to make any changes in your own routines you really need to discuss it with your personal physician first.
Since the Ebola scare seems to be subsiding a little bit now can I assume that Obama has it under control? ……. Why did I pose the question? ……. I posed the question because as I recall wasn’t it the right-headed of the political hog wallow who were running around all over the media a short while back accusing the President of being the cause of the spread of the virus in The United States? ……. I guess if he was being accused by the rightwads of causing the spread of the Ebola maybe now that it seems to be settling down he can be given credit for appointing the new “Ebola Czar” and causing the downturn in the spread of the horror. ……. I think that is what really ought to be happening in Rightie-Land but I don’t think I am going to try to hold my breath until the righties agree with me ……. what about you?
Well folks ……. call this my “Mid-Day” rant! …….. Knowing how I love to tell Liberal Lies ……. (according to the rightscum) ……. I will no doubt be back on here shortly with more of the same.
Until then …… hugs and kisses to all.
John (The Outrageous Liberal Pundit).