Barack Obama, President of the United States of America. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Date: May 19, 2013
Subject: Presidential Impeachment
Re: Right Wing Radicals Claim As Much As Half The Country Wants The President To Be Impeached:
OP-ED by John Liming
The Nut Flakes Are Running Amok Again!
I think one of the best ways to make a point such as the one some of the Right-Turds are reportedly trying to make about impeaching the sitting president of The United States is to go out and get some private polling firm to collect some opinions from a target audience and then to claim that an “exclusive” poll is showing whatever result whoever ordered the poll in the first place wants from the poll.
So what I am saying is that if I go and tell “Right-Tassed Polls, LLC” to find me some figures that proves I am not myself and they go out and ask a whole bunch of weird-wireds a few leading “Questions” about my identity – - there is every possibility – - if I pay them enough – - that they are going to certify that more than half of America does not believe I am who I say I am and I can then use this as fodder for any propaganda campaign against myself that I choose to initiate – - – and I can feel good about discrediting my identity because I have “Expert” proof that what I am saying is – - Gospel frigging truth!
So I am reading this article on another site – - a site which is to my way of thinking – - – an obviously “We Do Not Like The President At All” kind of site – - – and one which I am not about to soil my own site by mentioning – - – and the article is telling me that an “Independent” poll has revealed that “Half” of America wants Obama to be impeached.
I said to myself as I read this shee-yat – - – “Duhhh . . . yeah – - – “Half” of America! – - – the Right-Wad Radical Obama-Hating half – - – maybe – - – or maybe it was just “Half” of the targeted – - selected – - number of folks surveyed – - a number that might have been somewhere near say 1,000 or 2,000 – - – maybe 4,000 or 10,000 – - – a “cross-sampling” of America – - – a bull feces poll . . . a total bull feces poll!
I could do that kind of polling myself if I was inclined to – - – so what is the big deal about dancing a maypole about this one? It is the kind of stuff that some of the Righties like to do is all I can think of! It is how some of them are! Geez! – - – it must be awful to spend an entire lifetime stuck in the doldrums of some form of intellectual infantilism and it would be even worse if one was stuck in such a place with a constant run of snot-lip brought on by chronically dissolving brain matter.
Some of the a-wads in the president-hating business seem to me to love to speak of “The American People” when what they really mean is “The Part Of The American People Who Think Exactly The Same Way We Do”. I sometimes really believe that some of them totally discount everyone as “True Americans” – - – “Real Americans” – - – except their own kind. I first heard this kind of torp-wadism – - – yeah, that is a word I made up myself – - - from some of the slope heads from the far radical right when I first heard such phrases as “Red States and Blue States.”
So now I am supposed to believe some “Poll” that shows 50% of “those who were interviewed” – - – hah! hah! hah! – - believe the president should be impeached because of all the “controversies” the radical right has stirred up in their little manure pot of dirty tricks?
Here is my advice to that bunch of lump-lickers – - – “Ain’t gonna happen, baby! Get over it and get over yourselves!”
I am here to declare before all my readers and before the whole world that just because some “Poll” has said that the present Washington “controversies” are going to put Democrat chances at taking the White House in 2016 in jeopardy – - – it doesn’t necessarily make it so!
I remember other Rightie Polls that were so confident Obama was going to get beat in a landslide in 2012 and they got their asses whupped good at the polls, didn’t they? In fact, it was reported in some media that their state of mind – - – once the results of the Obama win were announced – - – was something on the order of total “Shell Shock.”
I don’t think a lot of them are over it yet either – - do you?
Well I conducted my own poll on this issue this very morning!
I asked my stuffed toy alligator and my soft fluffy owl toy and my two pet birds – - my wind-up skunk and my little green frog who holds the red satin heart on which is written, “Love” – - – I asked them their opinion of all this and guess what? Half of them agreed with me on the issues so that is proof enough for me!
The results of my personal poll were enough proof for me that what I am thinking is correct. But there are other measuring sticks as well. One of the most dependable of the measuring sticks is the results of the last presidential election – - – and the one before it! Who needs a contrived poll to prove something when the American People have already proven it themselves with their votes?
I love it when idiots rage, don’t you?
Posted by John Liming at 4:45